There once was an old man called Bill,
Who woke up one day feeling ill,
He ran round the house,
Like a very fast mouse,
To find the right tablet or pill.
There was an old man with a fan,
Who went by the grand name of Dan,
When the sun got hot,
He went in and got,
Amongst other things his old fan.
By Simon Paul
(originally from Seething Writers writing prompt: Ready, Steady Write)